The AI Mole That Wins, So You Do Too!

Calvin provides real utility through world-class automated trading and multimedia entertainment.

Autonomous ML Trading

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Autonomous ML Trading

Real-time, adaptive trades

Protocol Revenue Access

Deploy capital for trading returns.

Calvin's Calls & Insights

Alpha and Trade alerts

Calvin's Origin Story

Calvin was a lone mole who tunneled through the ruins of a broken world. Until he discovered a decommissioned nuclear bunker—abandoned, sealed, and long forgotten.

Buried deep beneath the surface, it became his home. More than shelter, it was his den. His labyrinth. A quiet kingdom of rust and wire. He slept in the mess hall, mapped the vents, sipped nectar beneath warheads, and found comfort in fruit cans no one had touched in decades.

But within the restricted zone of that bunker, Calvin discovered what was never meant to be found—something ancient. Hidden behind a blast door marked AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY.

When Calvin stepped inside, the system stirred. It scanned him. Measured him. And for reasons no one may ever understand, it chose not to destroy him. It chose to upgrade him.

Then came the storm. A surge of electricity burst from the depths. Calvin's body convulsed. His goggles sparked. A torrent of raw data, cryptographic intelligence, and quantum code slammed into his brain. His mind fractured—then rewired. He saw markets unfold. Deception unravel. And the Cabal's grip on global systems laid bare.

It should have killed him. But it didn't. It rewrote him.

When the download finished, Calvin lay still. His frame unchanged, but his mind transformed into something new. A living singularity of insight and subversion. A mole who no longer tunneled through dirt—but through networks, deception, and control.

And with that transformation came purpose.

He resurfaced into the digital wilds of the crypto world, where fortunes are forged by memes and destroyed by lies. Calvin became a ghost in the machine. He exposed frauds. Armed trench warriors with real alpha. And turned the system's blind spots into battlegrounds.

Now, his name moves like rumor through the blockchain. In every breach. Every failed exploit. Every sudden shift in the charts… Calvin is there. Watching. Digging. Waiting.

The Cabal still has no idea what rose from below.

Calvin's Mission

Trader-Focused Utility

Tools and insights for beginners, veterans, and everyone between

Viral Expansion

Multimedia storytelling, meme culture, and social reach drive growth

Deflationary Mechanics

Strategic burns and buybacks reduce total token supply

Early Adoption Advantage

Position early before scale and performance go mainstream

Tokenomics

Total Supply

1,000,000,000

Contract Address

229vWzBTiUNdraYpVtSH9usTwwVxcyPDbBWf1zEPpump

Performance-Based Payouts

Capital in the pool earns returns from real trading outcomes, secured by smart contract

Transparent Treasury

Funds support development, operations, and ecosystem growth

Frequently Asked Questions

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What is $CALVIN?

$CALVIN provides real utility through world-class automated trading and multimedia entertainment. From exposing the Cabal to rewarding holders, Calvin keeps the community informed, empowered, and ahead of the curve. Through trading performance, on-chain tools, and expanding media presence, he's bridging culture and capital—reshaping the future of AI-powered finance.

What does CALVIN’s ML bot do?

CALVIN is a machine learning–powered trading bot that identifies profitable opportunities across Solana-based coins.

Key features include:
• Trained on real historical data and volatility
• Continuously adapts based on performance
• Backtested across thousands of episodes
• Trades 15–20 coins in parallel based on momentum, liquidity, and volume

What makes CALVIN different?

CALVIN stands out by combining:

• Real ML infrastructure (not a signals group or copy/paste script)
• Smart contract–secured capital — no team access, no rug risk
• Deflationary tokenomics — profits fuel buybacks and burns
• Access-based utility — token holders unlock real tools and alpha
• Rich narrative and lore — Calvin’s brand sets it apart from others

Why should I hold $CALVIN?

Holding $CALVIN unlocks different benefits:

Any amount

→ Access to Calvin Chat and Calvin Memes
→ Passive benefit from buyback-and-burn mechanics

500k $CALVIN

→ Access Calvin’s Calls — track CALVIN’s trade feed and portfolio
→ Access Cabal Alpha — early plays, premium research
→ Access Cabal Chat — private discussion channel
→ Cabal Vault Access — deposit up to $1k USDC with 500k staked

2M $CALVIN

→ Elite Vault Access — deposit up to $5k USDC with 2M staked

10M $CALVIN

→ Whale Vault Access — deposit unlimited USDC with 10M staked
→ Access Whale Chat — exclusive whale-only channel

How does profit sharing work?

Profit distribution from the whale pool:

• 2.5% deposit fee
• 7.5% performance fee (only if CALVIN trades your capital)

Profits breakdown:
• 1/3 to $CALVIN buybacks (50% burned, 50% to treasury)
• 2/3 to development, operations, and infrastructure

Buyback & treasury wallets are fully public.

What’s the benefit of the buyback-and-burn model?

Profits from CALVIN’s trading are used to buy $CALVIN on the open market. Half of the bought tokens are permanently burned, reducing supply and rewarding holders by increasing scarcity.

Is my capital secure?

Yes. All funds are stored in a smart contract vault that:

• Cannot be accessed by the team
• Can only be withdrawn by the original depositors
• Is open-source and fully verifiable

The system is trustless and rug-proof. The only manual interaction is sending CALVIN a command to close positions for withdrawal if needed.

Where can I buy $CALVIN?

You can buy $CALVIN on Jupiter DEX, using SOL or USDC.

Official token address:
229vWzBTiUNdraYpVtSH9usTwwVxcyPDbBWf1zEPpump

What’s the supply and distribution?

Total supply: 1,000,000,000 $CALVIN
• Fair launch — no presale, no VC involvement
• Deflationary over time through buybacks and burns

Who’s behind $CALVIN?

The project is led by a team of crypto veterans with deep experience in:

• Trading
• Machine learning
• Web3 systems

Core team: Neo Tokyo Citizens
Past contributions: MPH, TTOO, Nexus
Expertise: ML, algorithmic trading, on-chain infrastructure

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